Things I Say....

Ok... For all of you that end up really reading this, there are some terms that I use that are pretty unique to me.  I guess you better know what I am talking about.

AWESOME.  Now I know what you're thinking.  That's not unique.  You're right, but I really like this word A LOT.  So, I will use it A LOT...  Just enjoy it...

AWESOME Sauce...  This is BETTER than AWESOME!!!!  Not that many things are better that AWESOME, but there are a few things.

Lame sauce....  This is the opposite of AWESOME.  If something is not AWESOME, then it MUST be Lame sauce.  Just sayin'...

Weak sauce...  This is something akin to Lame sauce...

Ketchup sweat/Mustard pee...  These are a relatively new addition to my lexicon.  My TAs and I came up with it one day while chatting in class.  You know when the ketchup or mustard has been in the fridge for a loooooooooooooooong time without being used and they get that moisture (I don't know if it is water or something else) layer on top.  That's the Ketchup sweat or Mustard pee depending on the condiment.  There is no sweat or pee for Mayo.  I don't like mayo.  It doesn't exist in our house.  You want that stuff, you gotta bring your own.  And take it with you when you leave.  Anyways... I use this with my students when they want to have a name calling war with me. Believe me, when I call them Ketchup sweat or Mustard pee, I win automatically.  Every time.  It's AWESOME!!!!!

Slacker Bum...  This is what I call the students that are lazy at anytime.  Sometimes they are lazy just once or they are chronically lazy.  When they are, I just tell them to stop being a Slacker Bum and get the work done.

Well...  That's it.  It's not much, but I do have my own vocabulary for things.  The Pretty One and I have our own language for things and the kids make up the funniest things, so there may be some more things added to the lexicon as we go...  We'll see....

Have a great night world and remember.....

Always be AWESOME Sauce, and Never be Lame sauce (or Ketchup sweat)....